unclefather:

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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teacupnosaucer:

beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Photo by:A.S Nagpal

"Paint War Engagement Session"

oh my fucking god i can’t even take how cute this is

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"I’ve learned that I want what I deny. I want someone who is crazy about me, who treats me like a princess. I want the picture-perfect fairy tale stuff." - Selena Gomez

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thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

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me: -bounces leg-
classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
me: yeah?
classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
me: im literally always anxious
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sluttylukehemmings:

(x)

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trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
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